Archive for October, 2005
male kegel exercise
“Sure…Kegel exercises can help someone like you Sam develop your PC muscle” the good Dr told me, “in fact, it’s actually becoming very popular for men to exercise the PC muscle…it can really make a difference in the health of your prostate and in the way you perform sexually.”
“You don’t understand doc…when I climax it just dribbles out of me onto my toes”.
“Oh I understand Sam” he said…”I can tell you by strengthening your PC muscle it will help you”.
“But can these exercises also help a dribbler like me put the eye of a squirrel out at 20 paces?” I offered.
He just smiled and handed me a pamphlet of PC muscle exercises.
When I got home and began reading the article it jumped out at me…
Most Educational
Finding the male g-spot
Madonna!~
Madonna’s Biography
Stage Name: Madonna
Real Name: Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone
Birthdate: August 16, 1958
Sign: Leo
Hometown: Bay City, Michigan, USA
An icon for female pop stars thanks to her proven ability to reinvent herself while retaining complete control of her career, Madonna is also one of the most commercially successful artists in the history of popular music. Without doubt an artist with “star quality”, no other female singer in the pop arena has been as prominent or as successful over such a long period.
The young Madonna Louise Ciccone excelled at dance and drama at high school and during brief periods at colleges in Michigan and North Carolina. In 1977, she went to New York, studying with noted choreographer Alvin Ailey and taking modeling jobs. Two years later, Madonna moved to France to join a show featuring disco singer Patrick Hernandez. There she met Dan Gilroy and, back in New York, the pair formed club band the Breakfast Club. Madonna played drums and sang with the band before setting up Emmy in 1980 with Detroit-born drummer and former boyfriend, Steve Bray. Together, Madonna and Bray created club tracks which led to a recording deal with Sire Records. With leading New York disc jockey Mark Kamins producing, she recorded “Everybody”, a US club hit in 1982. Madonna broke out from the disco scene into mainstream pop with “Holiday”, written and produced by Jellybean. It reached the US Top 20 in late 1983 and was a Top 10 hit across Europe the following year.
Read more
Creepy…
Defense counsel was giving his summation in a case involving a client who had been charged with murdering his wife, even though her body had never been found. In an attempt to steer the jurors’ minds toward reasonable doubt, the defense attorney stated that the defendant’s wife may not even be dead. He stretched his arm toward the door and said “why she may even walk through those doors right now!”
The jurors, as well as most everyone else, looked toward the doors as if expecting her to burst through them. The jury then realized how much sense the defence attorney was making. How could they possibly prosecute this man if there was no body and very little evidence?
When it was time for the proecution to speak, the prosecution attorney rose from his seat behind the table, he too gestured towards the courtroom doors. He looked the jurors in the eye and began to speak: “Every head in this courtroom turned toward that door just now — every head except one, that of the defendant. He didn’t bother to look because he knows she’s not going to walk through that door. He killed her.”
——————————————————
Remember those jelly-bracelets from the 80’s? They’re back and now they’re being used to advertise and/or earn sex.
The colors of the bracelets worn advertises what the wearer is willing to do, and in a game called “Snap” tearing off the appropriate bracelet will earn you the corresponding sexual favor.
Yellow: hugging
Purple: kissing
Red: lap dance
Blue: oral sex
Black: intercourse

