As far back as anyone can remember people have thought it satisfying and entertaining to lop cocks and balls off in retribution for everything from rape and infidelity to being black and male in Klan territory to choosing the wrong side in a third world coup. In recent times, the most famous incident of vengeful tallywhacker whacking — thanks to the wonders of modern media — is the 1993 unmanning of John Wayne Bobbitt. Lorena Bobbitt, fed up with being smacked silly by good ol’ John, decided to inflict a little damage of her own. So she sliced off his sausage, hopped in the car, and flung the estranged member to the winds as she burned rubber down the road.

The bobbed member, found laying curbside, was successfully reattached and even surgically enhanced with the resultant super penis later available for viewing in such films as John Wayne Bobbit Uncut. John Wayne is not alone in his Frankenpenis condition however, contemporaries from Thailand to Warsaw have had their weenies sewn back on after an impassioned severing at the hands of others (or themselves). But not all such tales end so happily however. In 1987, for example, the wife of Hong Kong resident Lin Yuk-sang, snipped off his penis with a pair of scissors and flushed it down the toilet. Motive? Yuk-sang had been porking a mistress on the side.

No doubt the Victorian analyst Sigmund Freud would have felt vindicated by this flurry of penile castration. According to Freud, most women resent their own lack of a penis and therefore unconsciously long to lop their lover’s schlong off. Naturally feminists have sneered at this suggestion, accusing Freud of projecting his own issues on to his patients and onto women in general. And scholars of castration history have scratched their heads over Freud’s obsession with penis chopping since historically it was the balls, not the penis that was associated with castration. Read more

While most of God’s creatures seem content with straightforward cock-to-cunt copulation and the occasional rubbing of genitals on a pant leg, human beings seem to have an unending supply of perverse inventiveness when it comes to getting hard and getting off. Not least among these is the ancient Chinese practice of foot binding.Just as firm, full tits are splashed liberally across the pages of modern American porn magazines, so too did deformed, four inch feet once fill the pages and canvases of Ancient Chinese Erotica. Countless paintings, engravings, and poems depict horny Chinese men fondling or otherwise admiring the tiny, slippered feet of demure Chinese beauties. If it seems hard to understand why anyone would get really hot over feet, especially over freakishly small feet, consider what grotesqueries lie within those tiny, embroidered slippers!

First, the whole ugly process of foot binding began when a girl was about 4 years old. A long cloth was tightly bound around each of her feet, causing her four smaller toes to bend completely under. Then, every day, the binding would be pulled tighter and tighter, until – after two or three years — the little girl’s foot was essentially broken in half and bent double.

Sometimes a rock or large block of stone would be used to break the bones that inhibited progress. Other times the child would simply be forced to walk back and forth on her bound and bent feet, so that her own weight would help crush the foot into the desired shape. The pain was excruciating and endless. At times it was so intense that the child would black out. Often the mother (to whom it fell to enact the time-honored tradition), would gag the child to muffle her screams. Each day she would clean blood and pus from the child’s wounds. Frequently bits of dead gangrenous flesh would fall off. Often whole toes would come loose. And all the while, the stench was beyond belief. Read more

Some people think to buy toys for their dog or cat – even their guinea pig – before they consider that it is equally acceptable (and equally necessary) to provide toys for their favorite rectum or vagina.For at least the last 100,000 years, the most popular toy for these orifices has been the dildo. A dildo, as the picture at right indicates, is a device shaped to mimic the form and function of the male penis. (Note that a penis itself is not here considered a toy, unless it is a detachable penis in which case it is also an entertaining song lyric.) The basic function of the dildo is to stimulate the orifice into which it is inserted, again pretty much in the same manner that a penis would, without the user having to worry about such annoyances as venereal disease, impotence, or premature ejaculation.

Although some people use the dildo when there is no penis present, others use the dildo to augment or complement a penis that is fully functional and eager to participate. Possible uses for the dildo include:

• Oral insertion to simulate fellatio.
• Rubbing it against the clit, the head of the penis, the scrotum, or anywhere else that strikes your fancy.
• Shallow fucking of the vagina to stimulate the labia minora.
• Inserting the dildo half way into the vagina with each thrust, at an angle, to stimulate the G-spot.
• Inserting the dildo fully into the vagina to stimulate the entire vaginal opening and the cervix itself (to be done gently unless otherwise specified).
• Rectal insertion of the dildo, typically in conjunction with a commercial lubricating agent. (Note that for rectal insertion it is best to insert the dildo only an inch or two, then to pause a few moments, allowing the sphincter to relax. Then slowly resume insertion.) Read more

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