1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first. DQ

2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she’ll think she’s gay. DQ

3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. Q

4. A woman can never be blamed if it’s wet on the floor around the toilet bowl. Q I usually sit down like a lady

5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it’s because she was being emotionally neglected. DQ

6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time. Q

7. Women live longer than men. Yet to be determined

8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes. Q

9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice. Q

10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all). DQ

11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman’s problems. Q

12. Women don’t feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers. Q

13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. DQ

14. Women know the truth about whether size matters… Q

15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time. Q

16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know. Q I can sneak in 1 day

17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football. Q

18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. DQ

19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. DQ

20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket. Never Tried but have got off from tickets

21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick. never tried

22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear. Q

23. Women don’t have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper. Q too small

24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she’s cute. DQ

25. Women can admit to others when they’ve made a mistake Q

26. If a woman cries, she’s sensitive; if a man cries, he’s a wimp. DQ

27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test. Q

28. It’s cool to be a daddy’s girl. It’s sad to be a mummy’s boy. DQ

29. Women can wear platforms – which is why there is no such thing as a short woman’s complex. Never tried I’m not short

30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored. Q

31. Women have total control over their eyebrows. ??

32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men. Q

33. A woman’s friend won’t try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she’s drunk. Q
34. A woman won’t drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions. Q I’ll ask if need be

35. Women aren’t covered with hair like shag carpeting. Q

36. Woman don’t feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do. Q my x was more sucessful I didn’t mind

37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe. Q

38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want. DQ

39. Women don’t think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for. Q

40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week. Q

Comments are off for this post