We all agreed that the most fun we ever had watching porn was during sleepovers at friends, one of our friends would bring out the tape and we’d see the hot chick on the box cover covering herself with a pillow and I’d have to stamp my feet as fast as I could on the carpet and chew on my t-shirt to keep from screaming for joy. The first time the woman would get naked we all couldnt believe it and we’d pause the movie and we’d have to cover our boners with our pillows and then go use the bathroom so we could jerk off.

Looking back on those sleepovers I don’t think I’ve ever been happier in my entire life, and it has been impossible to recapture that sense of naive joy and erotic wonder, even my first time having sex with a woman was a letdown by comparison.

We all agreed this was true and I came up with the idea of holding “sleepovers” and pretending we’re 11 years old again, and several posters who lived in my area agreed this was a great idea.

A few dozen posts later we were able to work out some ground rules. One big rule is that we all had to be at least 18 years old (most of us are 35 and older). Each member has to try to hold at least one gathering every 3 months (there are 12 of us) and we have to stay in character at ALL times so as to not break the spell. (kind of like live action role playing)

The host of the party has to provide the material, usually old playboy tapes, Penthouse Magazines, and hardcore porn (must be from 1992 or before, preferably 80’s “golden age” porn.

We all have to wear pajamas and bring chips and pop. We tend to play old nintendo games for an hour till the hosts “parents” go to bed then the host goes “look what I got guys!” then takes out the porn and we all jump around and high five and then wait with giddy expectation. During the movie we turn to each other and grin and talk about how horny we are and comment on the “action”. Like if a women with huge breasts disrobes for a shower we have to pause the movie and go “whoaaaa!” “I’d like to suck on those” “Imagine if you touched her boobs with your penis!” “I heard that girls will put their mouth on your penis and lick it!” etc. There used to be a no masturbation rule but that was quickly nixed, the whole purpose of the gatherings is to feed off each others erotic energy the pent up erotic energy is too much to resist, we tend to all whip down our pajamas at the same time and masturbate , we try to keep a silly naive quality though and jokingly point at each others members and try to shout out different things when we *** “That sure beats Super Mario Bros.!” is my ejaculation catchphrase.

Since starting these gatherings I have never felt more alive and my sex life with my wife couldn’t be better, that is until one gathering where she caught an early flight home for the purpose of “surprising” me and ended up walking in on a dozen men masturbating in her living room. I will never forget the shocked look on her face and she immediately left and stayed at her sisters house.

I managed to talk to her and explain what she witnessed but she isn’t really buying my story, she keeps going on about how I am having “gay sex orgies” behind her back (we never touch each other!!!) and that I am living a lie. She has even started to indicate that she wants a divorce!

Is there any way I can get her to understand what I have been doing? I love my wife and ironically have never been more attracted to her than I am now, I realize I had been somewhat childish and now realize that I have a gorgeous voluptuous woman that my 11 year old self would have sold his Super Nintendo and Bike just to be able to touch her naked breasts and I could lose her. Please help me get her back!

I don’t need a bottom bitch to serve to their own needs; I expect a submissive who will bend and serve to My Needs — one who is prepared. One who understands I am always in Control and ready to compromise with your “tendencies.” I am the one who will Nurture, Tend, and Sow. I am Reaping the Rewards of having a good bitch who is willing to be Open, Willing, and Break down all barriers to be exposed in all facets of submission. boys tend to toss the word “submissive” around as if it were a rag-doll, but do you truly understand the deeper meaning of “submissive”

i go to the “barber shop” where men are everywhere, and i feel eyes on my clitty. i always fear some guy will out me for being a little sissy fagette living where i am located. Sometimes i swear i can feel all of these men just laughing at me, i swear i wonder what goes through there minds seeing a little girl in a thong. i can barely fill out!~

i always wear my thong high in the back trying to give me more of a full lipped pussied girl hoping everything is dead center. i was wearing a smaller shirt than normal, so if i were to drop anything the men would see my little secret. While all the mens eyes were on the sexy little barber woman with full breast, luscious lips, the sway of her hips, and bouncing full ass. Only made me jealous and longing to be just like her, wanting the attention she received. i tried not to pout in public.

After the haircut i went out to shoot some pictures on a very lazy summer’s day. i went out by a lake were no one seemed to be around, and like a naughty little girl i hiked up my thong straps longing to be free. i pulled my shirt a little showing these sexy little straps. When i hear teens splashing in the water, i walk a little closer where i see them out on the water dock sunning. i didn’t want to seem perverted so i quickly turned with my camera.

i begin shooting and the next thing i hear from the female teen, “OMG!! What a FAG!!!!!!” She looked at the right time apparently, Ugh, my embarrassment i didn’t want to stir any trouble and made a quick exit. The day was filled with excitement, humiliation, and degradation.

i went home slipped off all of my clothing, and slept soundly in my pretty pink thong.

When looking for a handy sex aid, many of us turn to the produce aisle for inspiration, and a dildo or masturbation toy may be as close as the refrigerator or fruit bowl.

While the humble cucumber and its comrades have served well, we’ve stepped things up a bit to bring you some more elaborate creations. With these you should have no trouble getting your daily five servings of fruits and vegetables.

A Note on Safety: Use common sense. Before playing with produce, wash it thoroughly with warm water and antibacterial soap. If you are inserting a produce item vaginally, we very strongly recommend covering it with a condom to prevent damage to sensitive areas, and to minimize risk of anything getting “lost” inside you. Do not insert anything pointy, like a carrot.

Never, ever insert fruits or vegetables anally; they can become lodged in the rectum or lower bowel, requiring emergency medical attention and possible surgery to remove. If you are warming produce before use, submerging it in hot water is the preferred heating method. Use a microwave with extreme caution; the inside of items can become very hot and cause severe burns. Not following these guidelines may result in injury.

We recommend using waterproof vibrators to make these toys, or wrapping the vibrator carefully in a condom or plastic wrap secured tightly with a rubber band. Moisture seeping into a non-waterproof vibrator can cause damage to the device.

Classic Cucumber Dildo

The cucumber is a time-honored favorite from the refrigerator. Here we’ve updated it with a bullet vibrator and a celery stick clit stimulator. Cut off the end of a cucumber and dig a hollow in it about twice as long as your bullet vibrator. Cut a length of celery about four inches long. About an inch from the open end of the cuke, cut a hole in the side just big enough to fit the celery. Push the bullet vibe all the way in, then insert the celery stalk, pushing it down behind the bullet. You’ll feel the vibrations deep inside while the celery ridges tickle your clit.

Papaya Pussy

The super slick flesh of this fruit combines with smooth slippery seeds creating a sensation you won’t soon forget. Select a ripe papaya long enough to fit your penis but small enough to hold comfortably in one hand. Cut a hole in the round end (not the stem end) a little smaller than your penis. Remove most of the pulp and loose seeds from the inside, leaving some attached to the sides to make “ridges”. The papaya is ready to use at this point, but you can also add vibration. At the stem end, cut a small hole through the meat of the papaya perpendicular to the tunnel and slide in a small bullet vibrator.

Cucumber Melon Ball

This creation was inspired by a reader who suggested inserting a cucumber dildo into a melon base so it could be “ridden”. We’ve gone one better and added vibration and a second ridged cucumber for clit or anal stimulation. Cut two holes in a melon a couple of inches apart. Size the holes so that your cucumbers will fit in snugly. Cut a few inches off the end of a cucumber, carve ridges into the surface, and hollow out the base to fit a bullet vibrator. Cut a small notch in the base to accommodate the wire when the piece is inserted. Fit the bullet in place and insert the cuke section into one of the holes, then push the other whole cucumber into place in the other. This can be ridden facing either direction, with the vibrating element pressing against the clit or anal area.

English Cucumber Double Dildo

You and a friend can share your love of produce with this two-ended toy. Select the longest English cucumber you can find. One with a curve to it is ideal. Near the center of the cuke, carve out two small holes in which to insert your bullet vibrators. You can leave the vibrators sticking up a bit to nudge your clit(s). We added some textured jelly cock rings for extra stimulation.

Japanese Eggplant Wand

These elegant eggplants have many advantages as a sex toy – they’re long, smooth, slightly pliant, come in a variety of sizes, and are often gently curved. We installed a bullet vibrator by carving out a hollow near the stem end of the eggplant. As a clitoral tickler, we selected a frilly kale leaf. To insert the kale, poke a hole through the eggplant with a skewer or small knife and thread the kale stem through. A little vegetable oil “lube” can ease the way.

Bell Pepper-Asparagus Clit Vibe

In general, it’s best to stay away from peppers when making sex toys from food, but we made an exception for this sweet red bell pepper. To make this toy, carefully cut the bell pepper on the diagonal so that the “bump” inside below the stem remains intact. Remove all seeds and trim the inner membranes around the protuberance. With a corer or knife, cut around the stem and remove it, leaving the rest of the cap intact. Carve out a hollow where the stem was and insert a bullet vibe. For an optional anal tickler, cut a small hole below the vibrator and insert a sturdy stalk of asparagus with a base wider than the tip. The asparagus can rest against the anal area. We don’t suggest inserting it, but if you do, cover the entire toy with a condom in case the stalk breaks.

1 potato, 2 potato

This hefty yam promises to be mighty filling, while a small potato serves as a side dish. Cut an inch or two off the end of a yam or sweet potato. If the other end is pointy, carve it down and round it off. Use an apple corer to remove flesh from the inside of the yam, carving out a hole long enough and wide enough to insert a slim vibrator. This dual vibrator had an attached bullet, so we slipped that into a small Yukon Gold potato, also cored out. Pass the butter!

Zucchini-Carrot Combo

Zucchinis are a favorite alternative to the classic cucumber dildo. Here we’ve added some baby carrots for clit and G-spot stimulation. Cut a couple of inches off the end of a zucchini, carefully hollow it out, and insert a slim vibrator. Near the base of the zuke, make some small circular holes 1/4 to 1/2 inch in diameter. Cut off short lengths of baby carrots and insert into the holes. Adjust the height of the bumps depending on how wild a ride you want.

Star Fruit Passion

This tropical fruit is just the right size and shape for an exotic sex toy. Select a starfruit that is underripe and firm. Cut a small hole in the stem end and hollow out a cavity just big enough for a bullet vibrator. Insert the bullet (if it’s not waterproof, you may need to cover it with plastic wrap to protect it from the juice). The starfruit’s ridges are perfect for gliding along your clit, and produce unique sensations when inserted.

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i am Mistress Alisssandra’s slut who wants to suck and fuck like a good little girl and do what i am told. At work i am forced to have a plug in my little pussy always to remind me, someone else is in control of my life.

i might give orders constantly, but everytime i move i feel my face flush. Most of the guys believe me to be constantly frustrated. When made to wear my little enhancer, i know most of the guys are looking at my “package” knowing it’s all a lie, i’ve never had a bulge in my life. They just look and smirk, but i know what they are thinking.

i am sitting here at work watching the “cocksuck” video as commanded. It is soo evil am watching the images blink by and i am filled with such a great desire to suck cock. They look sooo yummy… and i get soo hard and horny watching it.

i love the feeling of being hard and horny which leads to me feeling soo weak. Then i get soo weak and all i want to do is suck all those cocks that are flashing by. i sometimes catch the words as the go by and they make me feel so weak and then fill me with there desire… some of the statements…

I love cocks… Dick is Yummy… i can’t resist cock… cocks control me make me slutty…i need cocks.. i am addicted to cum… typing them out make me soo hard and horny. oh gawd i want Mistress to make me suck cock soo badly.

It is soo hard to control the urge to not IM her constantly while watching this video just to beg her to make me suck cock. i know what will happen after i send this email and then stop watching the video.. the feeling will subside and i will feel soo humiliated that i begged to suck cock.

i will then beg her to not make we watching the video.. i really beg her every day not to have to watch. Only skip begging on the days where i feel i have displeased her and do not want to push my luck. One time she told me that all i had to do was watch 2 minutes and i would be done for the day.

i was soo happy i went to watch for the 2 minutes but i have been watching them soo long now that after 2 minutes i wanted to watch 2 more minutes. That day i ended up watching all day staying late and passing on beers with co-workers just so i could watch 2 more minutes.

It is soo sad when Mistress goes to bed i am left alone soo weak watching the videos while desiring to be commanded sooo badly… i have been watching the vid all day which has made me extremely horny and weak..

Which has lead me in search of porn and i have found myself looking a transvestites. All i want to do is be made to suck their cocks. The bigger the better and they still have to look very feminine. i have found myself in search of the perfect cock with the perfect feminine body. This is so humiliating.