My wife thinks I am gay (huge misunderstanding)?
While posting on an “adult” message board for erotic film enthusiasts I brought up how turned on I used to be as a kid about the prospect of seeing naked women in playboys and films like Porky’s and how watching porn today can be a joyless almost numbing experience.

We all agreed that the most fun we ever had watching porn was during sleepovers at friends, one of our friends would bring out the tape and we’d see the hot chick on the box cover covering herself with a pillow and I’d have to stamp my feet as fast as I could on the carpet and chew on my t-shirt to keep from screaming for joy. The first time the woman would get naked we all couldnt believe it and we’d pause the movie and we’d have to cover our boners with our pillows and then go use the bathroom so we could jerk off.

Looking back on those sleepovers I don’t think I’ve ever been happier in my entire life, and it has been impossible to recapture that sense of naive joy and erotic wonder, even my first time having sex with a woman was a letdown by comparison. Read more

I just received an interesting call from ‘caller x.’ A small portion of our conversation was about Serving a Domme. caller x felt qualified in Serving Me as he read My Listing. I find this common; Reading and understanding are 2 completely different areas. Does a submissive understand the level of submission, or does he think his “idea” counts? Working out details can be the fun part as every Domme is different. We have our likes, dislikes, and what we find absolutely appalling.

I don’t need a bottom bitch to serve to their own needs; I expect a submissive who will bend and serve to My Needs — one who is prepared. One who understands I am always in Control and ready to compromise with your “tendencies.” I am the one who will Nurture, Tend, and Sow. I am Reaping the Rewards of having a good bitch who is willing to be Open, Willing, and Break down all barriers to be exposed in all facets of submission. boys tend to toss the word “submissive” around as if it were a rag-doll, but do you truly understand the deeper meaning of “submissive”

i went out the other day on my day off wearing nothing but a cute thong for my Mistress. Nothing thrills My Mistress more when i decide to take initiative for my sissy little self, Mistress always says this shows self growth (only in my wildest dreams **giggles**), and self exploration. Read more

Make Your Own Produce Vibrator

When looking for a handy sex aid, many of us turn to the produce aisle for inspiration, and a dildo or masturbation toy may be as close as the refrigerator or fruit bowl.

While the humble cucumber and its comrades have served well, we’ve stepped things up a bit to bring you some more elaborate creations. With these you should have no trouble getting your daily five servings of fruits and vegetables.

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